Grandmas Goulash

Mommy’s sick. I bet this pretty flower will make her stuffy nose feel better.   A budding botany career ended abruptly, when a ten-legged bug crawled up the quizzical child’s arm. 

Blue skies and sunshine? Time to elect a new weatherman.  Might as well head home. This wasn’t an auspicious day for a bottled water vendor.  The weather had been perfect. Until she decided to wear her new shoes.  

A moment on the lips, forever on the hips.   Knee high by the 4th of July? Chin high worked just fine for Nutty. 

Ship Wreck Viewed from a piece of floating wreckage, the tiny island had seemed like an oasis. A year of coconuts had tarnished that vision.   Financial Wreck Bad investments led to an eviction from his jungle paradise. Now he was so poor he couldn’t even afford a free bankruptcy consultation. What The Heck When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. What the heck could he do with a coconut?