One day, he‘d be honored as the first extreme coupon clipper. For now, his grandson saw him as the mean man who stole his school scissors. Grandpa claimed it was the news that drove him to drink. So why on earth did he spend so much time reading the paper?
Visa? No. Master Card? No. Amex? No. How about PayPal? If you want to leave this store with the objects you desire, you’d better pay, Pal. How did I reach this strange place? You obviously sifted through the fabric of time, Sir.