Grandmas Goulash

Their prototype “Jesus Bike” was going to need a lot more work.   Q. How many boys does it take to rescue a submerging bike? A. It’s difficult to quantify, but obviously more than three.

Accentuate the Positive   After years of carrying heavy loads, it was wonderful to be relaxing at the beach.   Eliminate the Negative   He might not have a home, but at least he had an ocean view.   Don’t mess with Mister In-Between   Some folks lived between a rock and a hard place. He was stuck between a sand ridge and a clam shell.

“Watch your posture.” Little Celly wished someone could stuff Granny in a pocketbook and see how straight she could stand.