The Force

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What capricious god controls her mind
and denies access to the vital location?

I can do this. I CAN do this.

She concentrates and tries again.
She fails once more.
Bystanders watch hope ebb from her face.

Wait! Use The Force.

She closes her eyes and clears her mind.
Her hand reaches out.
It hovers, then moves in a random pattern.

She opens her eyes. It has failed her.

"Hey, lady. People are waiting.
You can't negotiate with those things."

She backs away, avoiding the eyes of the crowd.
Easier to look down at the evidence of her rejection.
Invalid PIN. Invalid PIN. Invalid PIN.

Grandma

Three Word Wednesday. is a meme that challenges writers to create something using three selected words. This week's words are ebb, negotiate and random. Click on the link to view other entries or submit your own.

Comments

  1. ThomGApril 21, 2010 at 3:54 PM

    First, welcome.
    This was a fun read, since recently I couldn't get my card to work. I was putting it in upside-down.

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  2. anthonynorthApril 21, 2010 at 4:37 PM

    Enjoyed that. Funny.

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  3. Pia SavageApril 21, 2010 at 4:44 PM

    Clever. Very clever

    http://courtingdestiny.com

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  4. AngelApril 21, 2010 at 5:28 PM

    LOL, nice one.

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  5. bApril 21, 2010 at 5:49 PM

    I hate when that happens!!! And you made me feel it over again.

    b

    http://torristravels.blogspot.com/2010/04/global-warmingwho-cares-trashing.html

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  6. Thomma LynApril 21, 2010 at 10:50 PM

    LOL. Enjoyed this. What a hoot. :-D

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  7. Ann (bunnygirl)April 22, 2010 at 12:27 AM

    LOL! How I wish it would work that way!

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  8. gautami tripathyApril 22, 2010 at 11:00 AM

    I enjoyed this!

    :D

    non-negotiable

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  9. Timothy P. RempApril 22, 2010 at 12:52 PM

    Very funny :)

    -Tim

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  10. Dee MartinApril 22, 2010 at 1:31 PM

    hahaha May the force be with you!! Great fun.

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  11. Tumblewords:April 22, 2010 at 5:56 PM

    Oh, I'm laughing. I know that drill...what fun.

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  12. Andy SewinaApril 23, 2010 at 10:01 AM

    Phew, I can never get my pin number right!

    Well played!!

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