Avis Syndrome



Santa always took first place, but he had elves and a team of flying reindeer.
 
The bad news? His chariot wasn’t motorized.
The good news? His legs would never have cellulite. 
 
He double-checked his materials:
Eggs? Check.
Jelly beans? Check.
Chocolate?
Once again, first place would elude his grasp.  

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