Salesmanship

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Yes, it’s a bit pricey, but this anti-aging formula really works. Look at me!
(The commission on this stuff paid for my last facelift.)  
You don’t have to subsist on celery. Take Dr. Good’s formula and eat all you want. You won’t gain an ounce.
(An iunce, no. Pounds, yes.)  

Cures fatigue in three days
(If you take it at a spa away from your six kids.)  

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