Grandmas Goulash

He’d focused his mind, visualized a swan dive and felt himself slip into the zone. Where had that belly flop come from? Ruff!  

Lefty had known instantly that she was Right for him.   They’d won the lottery and retired to their own private island. What fable could have a happier ending?  

Destination weddings were such a pain. Fifty miles to go and their legs already wobbled. How would they manage a  wedding dance ? Who thought family vacations were a good idea? Barely off the mountain and they were already fighting over which sights to see.