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Bugged

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Just as P.I. Magnum had suspected, the place was bugged.  There was no longer a need to verify the rumor. Harry had indeed gone to the dogs. There may be bugs on some of you mugs and I know there’s some on me!  

Salesmanship

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Yes, it’s a bit pricey, but this anti-aging formula really works. Look at me! ( The commission on this stuff paid for my last facelift. )   You don’t have to subsist on celery. Take Dr. Good’s formula and eat all you want. You won’t gain an ounce. ( An iunce, no. Pounds, yes. )   Cures fatigue in three days ( If you take it at a spa away from your six kids. )  

These Are A Few

At least once a year, we find ourselves watching  The Sound of Music . That’s one of our favorite things, including listening to Julie sing about a few of her favorites. I got thinking about that yesterday, when I read about  a cleaning service in Raleigh NC  that, for an hourly fee, will handle just about anything that you don’t want to. They’ll clean your refrigerator, buy your groceries or walk your dog. You just make a list of your least favorite things and they’ll handle the rest. I sat thinking about least favorite things for a few minutes.  Funny, but favorite things come to mind much easier. Chocolate, warm breezes, my comfy recliner, the sound of chimes, spring flowers … Favorites just seemed to roll off my tongue, but least favorites required more thought.  I posed the question to Calico and Muffin. Calico said she loves taking her programming and web design classes, but would gladly let someone take the courses that aren’t related to her degree. I’ve got a feeling