The Baker

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I know times are tough, but I suspect you’ve got stolen dough in your backpack. I hope you’ll rise to the occasion and confess your crime.  

I sent you to the store, so why are you staring at the water? Did you get everything that I knead?  

You fed the entire batch of bread to the ducks? I’m gonna punch you down, girl.  

No, I don’t think your brain is filled with sawdust. The last time the doctor used his otoscope, he could only see flour. 

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