Barely Conscious

Today I'm having a little fun with free associations. The association prompts were provided by Unconscious Mutterings. My answer follows the "::" marks.

1. Harm :: hath charm.
   No? Tell me you've never been attracted to a bad boy. Grandma knows better.
   
   
2. If :: only.
   If only I had a nickel for each time I've heard that phrase.
   
   
3. On my own :: without my phone
   Enough said.
   
   
4. She said :: "Want some chocolate?"
   Now that you mention it, yes I do.
   
   
5. Illegal :: immoral or fattening.
   Remember that one? The quote is attributed to W.C. Fields and begins "Everything I do is either "
   
   
6. Broke :: "busted, disgusted, agents can't be trusted"
   from Creeque Alley by The Mamas & The Papas.
   Too young to remember? Check it out Creeque Alley
   
   
7. It’s a :: Kellermangapuss.
   I have no idea where that came from or what it is. But that's what first came to me. Must be some kind of cat. Perhaps one who kills mangoes?
   
   
8. Chatting :: Refer to "On my own"
   
   
9. Cottege :: Cheese.
   Hmm, must be a very strong association. I can't stand that stuff. Don't like Cottage Cheese either. LOL
   
   
10. Podcast :: Yuck!
    I abhor force feeding.